December 2011
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Anonymous asked: Nurture with meeee! (ie i miss you see me soon kiddo or i be raving mad, like a moose)
Trouble
Beetle climbs into dad’s ear. Immense pain. Grandparents panic. Google suggests we pour oil down ear. Beetle drowns. Pain stops. Grandparents continue to panic and apologize profusely, painfully. Gran insults mum aka daughter in law. Mum cries. Dad still cannot get beetle out of ear. Tweezers prove dangerous. Beetle stuck. Ambulance is called. Grandad yells at ambulance people because he is...
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Winners get Turkish Apple Iced Tea for Christmas.
choctop asked: Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter ...E! And the number ...8!
God rest ye merry hippogriffs, happy holidays, etc. Peace out.
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
themidnightbarber:
freeasthebreeze:
Lost in...
Tumblr:
Where all my rejected Facebook status ideas are allowed their own credit
7.5 hours of babysitting tomorrow.
WHAT DO I DO TO STOP MYSELF FROM GOING INSANE?!?!?!
Anonymous asked: can you link me to you best friends's tumblrs? whose are whose?
Sarah Cooney
- never listens to me
- is always grumpy
- tells bad jokes
- sounds worse than a banshee giving birth to three banshees at once
- is really selfless/never talks about herself
- just hate her.
- completely hate her.
- she’s the worst.
It's almost Christmas.
emilysroflcopterland:
l-afleur asked: how did you go in revs? happy? xx
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I have spent the whole day making gingerbread. There is now gingerbread everywhere. So much.
And because it’s taken so long to make I no longer have any desire to eat it.
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katerhymess asked: TOO MUCH EPIC. IT'S TOO MUCH AAAAAAAAHHH CRYING RAINBOWS AND EXHALING BUTTERFLIES!
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katerhymes:
Cry Me A River - Michael Buble.
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My family legitimately celebrates Festivus.
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You know what freaks me out?
Justin Bieber.
It’s like, woah, since when did you get older? Stop it, just stop the growth.
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Obligatory “I got my results” tumblr post~
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Watch out, world!
Once I can actually walk for long enough to leave the house, I will be having so many fun times that the pigeons will sing in chorus, the bats will form my name in the sky, the shadows will dance for me, and other stuff will probably (not) happen.
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My brother has the best facebook profile ever.
You can find gems such as this:
“Laudate Nostrum Magistrum. (Praise Our Master) From the very first fine Latin lesson I thought I had a hunch, That Latin would be fun after hearing of your lunch. Yes, you taught us how to decline the word mensa (A table) I will always think your stories were the best of all great fables. If a boy did not revise his vocab you would always think, ‘I can...
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Somewhat creepy (but otherwise charming) actor guy from last night talks to us for 20 minutes, then insists we add him on facebook.
Suspect he does this to every girl he ever meets.
BUT HA! I HAVE 300 MORE FRIENDS THAN HIM.
Silent success.
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I have too much stuff in my room, it’s becoming impossible to clean
Time to get a house
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Nearing the end of term = almost time for a new issue of Ethos.
Going back through all our old issues… we were glorious.
Good luck, editors of 2012. Good luck.
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child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
